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The Minor Frustrations of Life

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the year was idfk 2010? the point is I just found SWYPE.

the best keyboard of all time. the introduction of a feature that now exists on all keyboards (glide typing, swipe typing, whatever bullshit ios calls it).

but that wasn't it, and as @The Eye in the Sky! will attest because I converted him, it had far and away the best predictive text engine I've ever used. TO THIS DAY!

ANYWAY.

see that caps lock there? that was accidental because Swype would have known I didn't need caps lock anymore on the second line.

seriously, it was so good that for YEARS after the app was discontinued, I found ways to side load it. in the last year, even using modded versions.

(I paid for the app multiple times over through the years. even bought themes. I deserved to find a way to still use it damnit!)

anyway, then I upgraded my phone... and blahblah 32 bit app on a 64 bit system blah blah. without the source code to upgrade it to 64 bit, it is dead dead DEAD as of android 18 or whatever version this is

but that's not even the Minor inconvenience

see over the years, I have made genuine attempts to find a new keyboard I like. Gboard, Samsung's default, Swiftkey, open key, you name it I've tried it. they all failed, then id find some way to side load Swype and move on with my life.

but now it's dead.

so now I NEED a new keyboard. I even resorted to chatgpt to try and help me find the nearest match that existed. I couldn't

first I started with Samsung default because why not? and plus thanks to GoodLock (if you don't have it Samsung users, get it), I can customize so much of it I damn near got it close to Swype for muscle memory at least.

but the way the dictionary was handled was driving me kinda mental.

but it had some really nice features that made up for it. the way the keyboard will copy an OTP from an incoming text message and allow me to instantly paste it in, automatic clip board pasting, things of that nature

samsung even has the ability to typo check an entire document at once, once you start checking words, it runs through them all.

but the dictionary/auto correct was griping me.

so enter Gboard

okay, this has a lot of the same integration features as samsung, obviously, plus lots of other handy tricks. it's less customizable so there's been a decade+ learning curve to undo, and still working on that.

but the predictive text and auto correction has been really good, it has some minor features that mimic other minor features from Swype. it's... not bad, even safe to say I like it and it's working for me.

but none of that is the Minor inconvenience.

the Minor inconvenience is that this fucking keyboard doesn't have a shortcut to mass delete text. it's like a 4 step process, and the hold to delete is incredibly slow.

there's a feature on Gboard, under glide typing (hi Swype!) called "Swype to delete".

that feature does not exist on the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra.

yup. yup.

what annoys you guys?
 

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what annoys you guys?
People who say “on accident” instead of “by accident”

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Krys uses the swipe-to-text feature on her Pixel 9 Pro, but, I couldn't tell you what the fuck it's actually called or how she even uses it because it just sounds like what you'd imagine the room full of monkeys with typewriters sounds like when she's using it. I tried it before, but, I'm not coordinated enough for that kind of shit. I literally just use the QWERTY keyboard and type like I'm using a regular keyboard because I became acclimated to it using it for work. I'll have to ask her what keyboard she's using when she gets out of the shower, because there are a few options and a few configurations of those options.

You know who really sucks?

Alu.

But, no, really... The voice to type crowd. Fuck those people. Weirdos.
 

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Slow computers. I don't mind if they're old or budget buckets, but if I need to or am tasked to use to do something, I expect it to be able to work faster than me. If I need to wait around for it, it gets to me right away. Even more so if the thing freezes up.

Being at a traffic light a few cars behind the first one. When the light turns green, everyone should start moving at the same time. Start slowly creeping forward instead of doing a stupid accordion movement where anyone past the 5th car has no chance of getting through those lights. As the 4th car, I shouldn't have to wait 10 seconds to be able to move.

Ads frustrate me. But who isn't frustrated by them? The only acceptable ones are ones before the movie at a movie theater.
 

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BRO SAME.

or "I seen that"
I just had a specific flashback to your vitriol over people using "irregardless" back in the olden days. I'm at least 90% convinced that was a Cole-rant.

'cause fuck idiots who say that.

Anyway, I've been using SwiftKey for a while on my current phone, but Swype was the GOAT.
 

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When people capitalize canadaguy

I don't know why it bothers me, but I'm like no it's lowercase look
I fucking fight with my phone auto-correcting to "Canada guy".

Although the swipe dictionary does know "canadaguy" and "shortkut" if I do it all at once.

I think it's normally the auto-correct on spacing to write anything after that fucks it up.
 
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Being at a traffic light a few cars behind the first one. When the light turns green, everyone should start moving at the same time. Start slowly creeping forward instead of doing a stupid accordion movement where anyone past the 5th car has no chance of getting through those lights. As the 4th car, I shouldn't have to wait 10 seconds to be able to move.

This is a thread about minor frustrations, that is a rage inducing major frustration!
 

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I fucking fight with my phone auto-correcting to "Canada guy".

Although the swipe dictionary does know "canadaguy" and "shortkut" if I do it all at once.

I think it's normally the auto-correct on spacing to write anything after that fucks it up.

I have usernames pop up in places I try to use words. For example, I said something about ant spray the other day and it tried to correct it to @Ants! ... Definitely do not need him spraying under the deck.
 

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I have usernames pop up in places I try to use words. For example, I said something about ant spray the other day and it tried to correct it to @Ants! ... Definitely do not need him spraying under the deck.
PSA; get your Ants neutered.
 

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Already did!
I was going to acknowledge this, but didn't want to think about your nuts that much.

Coincidentally - I was actually supposed to have my consult for that op yesterday, but had to reschedule due to flu. Next available appointment is the end of July. 🙃 Had already been waiting since January just to get this one, so that's cool.
 

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My friends just had a second child after they got a vasectomy. Make sure to go to the follow up appointment to make sure the lines are all clear lol

The little sperm that could. Fucker forced it's way through, made its own lane, and still hit the destination.
 

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I was going to acknowledge this, but didn't want to think about your nuts that much.

Coincidentally - I was actually supposed to have my consult for that op yesterday, but had to reschedule due to flu. Next available appointment is the end of July. 🙃 Had already been waiting since January just to get this one, so that's cool.
I'm in the middle of waiting for mine. Currently scheduled for July 3rd. I'm hoping my new job will be cool with me taking that off. :paranoid

This actually plays into a small frustration. I had originally talked about this with my PCP like 2 years ago now. She sent the referral, but none got back to me and I never remembered to be proactive either. A year goes by, we chat again during my next visit and oops. Still need to get it done. This time around they call me back and start scheduling it. First visit was like 4 months after the call and that visit was in December. And from December it's 7 months to get it done. A little thing taking half an hour.

I guess it's a good thing that they're busy and more and more people are getting their nuts cut off. Holy crap are there a lot of people who shouldn't breed.
 

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The only woman I'm having sex with has a decommissioned reproductive system, so...
Fair.

I simultaneously know my (admittedly not recent) penchant for slinging dick all willy-nilly, and I guess so do the two mothers of my existing kids, because they're the ones who prodded me to look into it to begin with. They aren't looking to have another person in the group chat.
 
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It could be and it was at some point. I've gotten used to people being like that so it doesn't frustrate me that much anymore.

The amount of road rage I have in the morning knows no bounds, some of it is I havent had all my caffeine, but it is a domino affect, need to get son to drop of line, want to be early so Im not behind too many cars so I can get a parking spot in the lot by my room, typically Im there right as students are allowed to enter classroom, I like to have a couple minutes of quiet, but one missed light can cause me to be 2-5 minutes later depending on traffic
 
My wallet is scared of my dumb ass possibly making a fourth kid, so I'll deal with it.
I'm more scared of still having to raise minors when I'm in my sixties.
My friends just had a second child after they got a vasectomy. Make sure to go to the follow up appointment to make sure the lines are all clear lol
When I got mine, the doctor told me to wait a week for it to heal, and then do a lot of ejaculations to rid myself of all the still-living sperms that were already in the tank before the snip. Then to come in and bring a sample after a certain date to make sure he doesn't see any living sperm on the microscope, then wait another week and bring in a second sample and if he didn't see a sperm either time then he would declare me officially sterile, but until that time I should make sure I still used other forms of birth control.
 
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