TGVGD The Great Video Game Draft (n64 Draft)

[Cole]

If you're referring to the Triforce, they give me the Courage to jump out the tower window, the Wisdom to use the hookshot to reach the ground safely, and the Power to withstand the urge to join drafts for inferior consoles.

are you reciting a poem or something?

some triangles aren't gonna save you when you're a smear on Falcos windshield

 

[VashTheStampede]

are you reciting a poem or something?

some triangles aren't gonna save you when you're a smear on Falcos windshield

Falco?

Oh no please don't Rock Me Amadeus

 

[Ants!]

I don't get the Slippy hate. I love Slippy!

 

[VashTheStampede]

Yeah Slippy is alright in my book

 

[Tommy Boy]

Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr.

@Bandicoot

 

[BigDaddy]

this is some bullshit.

you've grown incapable of updating your own lists in your old age, towerboy. and you want us to do it for you.

well I say no more.

who's with me? let's strike for fair compensation.

Vive la résistance!

List is updated though

Speaking of, I do appreciate the aptly themed touches you added to the tables for the last few rounds, even if my name has a space in it in the even numbered rounds for some reason.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Speaking of, I do appreciate the aptly themed touches you added to the tables for the last few rounds, even if my name has a space in it in the even numbered rounds for some reason.

Thank you and FUCK my bad

 

[Cole]

Falco?

Oh no please don't Rock Me Amadeus

oh were gonna go there? let's compare.



Falco Lombardi badass pilot for the Star Fox team.

or your choice.


Zelda: some 8 year old cosplaying in the woods.

 

[VashTheStampede]

oh were gonna go there? let's compare.

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Falco Lombardi badass pilot for the Star Fox team.

or your choice.

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Zelda: some 8 year old cosplaying in the woods.

That little Christian boy is gonna chop that chicken's head off for dinner

 

[BigDaddy]

Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr.

Super fun game, I played this one a lot. It struck a great balance between arcade and simulation.

 

[VashTheStampede]

@Christina is gonna be PISSED when she sees all this Zelda besmirchment

 

[Cole]

@Christina is gonna be PISSED when she sees all this Zelda besmirchment

Christina could never be upset with me.

 

[Christina]

oh were gonna go there? let's compare.

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Falco Lombardi badass pilot for the Star Fox team.

or your choice.

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Zelda: some 8 year old cosplaying in the woods.

Oh, so Link is not toxic masculine enough for you?! He's quiet and helps others and gets the job done without expecting anything in return. He's never sarcastic or mean. He doesn't feel a need to hide behind flashy cool clothes. Never expects anything from Zelda and if she wants to fight her own battles, he let's her, but is there when asked like a good friend. He's fearless without a need to prove that to everyone.

I honestly don't know anything about Star Fox but let's not diss on the golden retriever energy that is Link. He is the goodest of boys.

 

[Ants!]

Never liked Falco. Fox and Peppy are alright though.

 

[Cole]

Oh, so Link is not toxic masculine enough for you?! He's quiet and helps others and gets the job done without expecting anything in return. He's never sarcastic or mean. He doesn't feel a need to hide behind flashy cool clothes. Never expects anything from Zelda and if she wants to fight her own battles, he let's her, but is there when asked like a good friend. He's fearless without a need to prove that to everyone.

I honestly don't know anything about Star Fox but let's not diss on the golden retriever energy that is Link. He is the goodest of boys.

we're talking about Zelda.

 

[Ants!]

When Falco buzzes in saying somebody is on his 6 and he can't shake them, I let is ungrateful ass die because if I respond and help him out he's all "I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP!"

 

[VashTheStampede]

When Falco buzzes in saying somebody is on his 6 and he can't shake them, I let is ungrateful ass die because if I respond and help him out he's all "I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP!"

I just use my whip to knock him off the edge and when he tries to grab the ledge I hit him with holy water

I main Simon Belmont in Smash

 

[Christina]

we're talking about Zelda.

You put a picture of Link and not Zelda. That's going to be on you.

 

[Cole]

You put a picture of Link and not Zelda. That's going to be on you.

I don't believe that I did.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Falco is a shit character. I imagine he's supposed to be a tsundere type character, but he's all tsun and no dere.

 

[Fire Queen]

i will take no falco slander. attempting to unlock him in melee is what led to me making my first post on gamewinners 23 years ago.

wait for some of you that might not be a good thing

 

[dimmerwit]

Quick everyone slander Falco!

 

[Ants!]

I just use my whip to knock him off the edge and when he tries to grab the ledge I hit him with holy water

I main Simon Belmont in Smash

I haven't played much of the new smash but I like Richter better.

 

[Smacktard]

Falco was my melee main so I won't stand for this antiaviary talk either

 

[Cole]

MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

we fly at dawn.

 

[Christina]

Ice Climbers! If I'm going to lose, why not lose twice in one game be efficient about.

 

[finlandguy]

I'm a filthy Marth player.

Y'all can hate on me instead.

 

[Ants!]

Ice Climbers! If I'm going to lose, why not lose twice in one game be efficient about.

Noob. Get pokemon trainer and lose four times.

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm a filthy Marth player.

Y'all can hate on me instead.

I've been messing with Marth in the story mode thing...he just doesn't seem to have very good recovery?

 

[Bandicoot]

That little Christian boy is gonna chop that chicken's head off for dinner

You’re aware what happens if Link attacks a chicken, right?

So, many surprising backups have gone. Silicon Valley was always possible but Hybrid Heaven? I was dubious about adding it myself as I didn’t rate it too highly, but I thought it was somewhat uncommon.

I’ve only got a couple left from my actual collection that haven’t been picked and tbf there are better games out there, and more diversity to my list. For that, I’ll go with another multiplayer in a genre I’ve not got. Most decent racers are gone, so let’s go with Mortal Kombat Trilogy.

@Smacktard

 

[VashTheStampede]

You’re aware what happens if Link attacks a chicken, right?

a chicken?

not a damn thing

now if there was a flock of falcos...

 

[VashTheStampede]

Falco was my melee main so I won't stand for this antiaviary talk either

 

[finlandguy]

I've been messing with Marth in the story mode thing...he just doesn't seem to have very good recovery?

It's all about spamming counters and making people upset at you.

No need to recover when they never hit you.

 

[VashTheStampede]

It's all about spamming counters and making people upset at you.

No need to recover when they never hit you.

Yeah the counter element has been the most fun part

 

[BigDaddy]

a flock of falcos

80s tribute band name

 

[Ants!]

I'm a filthy Marth player.

Y'all can hate on me instead.

You are only allowed to use Marth if you actually play Fire Emblem games.

a chicken?

not a damn thing

now if there was a flock of falcos...

He attacks one chicken over and over until the flock comes. Bro do you even Zelda?

 

[VashTheStampede]

He attacks one chicken over and over until the flock comes. Bro do you even Zelda?

I just sprinkle magic powder on it or hit it with the magic rod. Do you even Link's Awakening?

 

[Ants!]

I just sprinkle magic powder on it or hit it with the magic rod. Do you even Link's Awakening?

Of course. It's only the second-best Zelda ever!

Young people

 

[Christina]

Of course. It's only the second-best Zelda ever!

Young people

True true. Link to the Past is the best.

 

[Smacktard]

Idk because I was good with him and he fell slower and hit harder than Fox, I guess.

 

[shortkut]

I'm a filthy Marth player.

Y'all can hate on me instead.

This right here

 

[shortkut]

Of course. It's only the second-best Zelda ever!

Young people

True true. Link to the Past is the best.

You two have them reversed

 

[Smacktard]

Oh shid, I'm supposed to pick something.

Uh, I am stuck between two types of picks:
1. Two games I played when I was a kid which I have fond memories of but which are almost definitely shit games if I went back to play them now
2. Two games I've never played but which actually look pretty good, and I'd like to play some day

I'm going to go with the first type:
Mission: Impossible

This game tried to do SO many things and was WAY ahead of its time IMO. If it were cleaned up and polished a bit, I genuinely think it could be a great game.

@Jon

 

[VashTheStampede]

I'm going to go with the first type:
Mission: Impossible

This game tried to do SO many things and was WAY ahead of its time IMO. If it were cleaned up and polished a bit, I genuinely think it could be a great game.

I agree with this 100%

I need to make a list of games that COULD have been excellent, had things gone a little differently.

 

[Smacktard]

I agree with this 100%

I need to make a list of games that COULD have been excellent, had things gone a little differently.

Game 2: Glover.

 

[Ants!]

You two have them reversed

That's what I said when your wife was pegging you.

 

[Jon]

Jet Force Gemini

@BigDaddy

 

[shortkut]

That's what I said when your wife was pegging you.

 

[Smacktard]

Jet Force Gemini

@BigDaddy

Nice, that was my first pick if I went with type 2

 

[VashTheStampede]

Jet Force Gemini

@BigDaddy

THERE IT IS