Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ants!]

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I remember that movie (or maybe it was the second one) also being about selling the city to be governed by a corporation, which seemed so dystopian back then but getting eerily close to our reality today :/

 

[Quagmire]

I remember that movie (or maybe it was the second one) also being about selling the city to be governed by a corporation, which seemed so dystopian back then but getting eerily close to our reality today :/

And someone gets shot in the dick!

 

[Mark]

I remember that movie (or maybe it was the second one) also being about selling the city to be governed by a corporation, which seemed so dystopian back then but getting eerily close to our reality today :/

It's almost like the writing was on the wall.

 

[Ben]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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I didn't understand any of that

 

[Mark]

I didn't understand any of that

It's because you're not weazin' the juice.

 

[Ben]

I didn't understand any of that

Lol, classic cruster behavior.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

About the only movie where Sean Astin played as big a douche as he is in real life.

 

[Mark]

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Crystal]

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Hockey World Championships, Canada vs USA right here.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ants!]

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I have heard of far creepier first dates. For example, this dude picked up this girl and wouldn't tell her where they were going and then lead her on a walk up a hill and she was already freaked out, but all he did was stop by a gravestone and say "dad this is (whatever her name was) and she is going to be my wife someday".

There was another one where this girl was going on a date with a guy she met online and when he came to her door, she opened it and the first thing he did was start lecturing her about meeting strange guys online, and what if he was a rapist or something. He didn't know that she had two male roommates who overheard him and we're not impressed.

 

[Kat]

Personally I'm more concerned about censoring the word "knife" than I am about the woman carrying one.

I have heard of far creepier first dates. For example, this dude picked up this girl and wouldn't tell her where they were going and then lead her on a walk up a hill and she was already freaked out, but all he did was stop by a gravestone and say "dad this is (whatever her name was) and she is going to be my wife someday".

Ruuuuun! That's so many red flags to wave at once, yikes.

 

[Quagmire]

I have heard of far creepier first dates. For example, this dude picked up this girl and wouldn't tell her where they were going and then lead her on a walk up a hill and she was already freaked out, but all he did was stop by a gravestone and say "dad this is (whatever her name was) and she is going to be my wife someday".

There was another one where this girl was going on a date with a guy she met online and when he came to her door, she opened it and the first thing he did was start lecturing her about meeting strange guys online, and what if he was a rapist or something. He didn't know that she had two male roommates who overheard him and we're not impressed.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I feel like of your ass has horns, you're more likely to BE a Pokemon.

 

[Ben]

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I feel I'm more inclined to be a Pokémon professor.

I just realized the fucking brilliant move of giving all the children in town a Pokémon to go off adventuring with once they hit a certain age, leaving all those single moms with a lot of free time.

 

[Ants!]

Flaccidite is evolving into Erectosaur!

 

[Quagmire]

Flaccidite is evolving into Erectosaur!

Muk is Kum spelled backwards

 

[Ben]

Muk is Kum spelled backwards

Wait till you hear about Ekans.

 

[Quagmire]

Wait till you hear about Ekans.

 

[canadaguy]

Wait till you hear about Gyrados

 

[Quagmire]

Wait till you hear about Gyrados

Or Zapdos!

 

[Ben]

Wait till you hear about Gyrados

My little SodaRyg?!

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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[dimmerwit]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[canadaguy]

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Lol

 

[Ants!]

What's with the walmart shrimp thing? That's the second time I seen in mentioned in yalls memes.

 

[Ben]

What's with the walmart shrimp thing? That's the second time I seen in mentioned in yalls memes.

FDA issued a warning and Walmart recalled product in August over Cesium-137 in shrimp.

The wife won't let me eat shrimp anymore anyway, since my lips got tingly one time and she figures in now allergic to it. I think it might just be a long con she set up to steal my one shrimp that always comes with hibachi...