Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Ben]

Who uses a tape measure, honestly?

I go hold my dick next to one of those tide-depth gauges at the pier.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Who uses a tape measure, honestly?

I go hold my dick next to one of those tide-depth gauges at the pier.

I use my Garfield ruler.

 

[Ants!]

Who uses a tape measure, honestly?

I go hold my dick next to one of those tide-depth gauges at the pier.

You, me, and shortkut are pissing off that pier one say. Shortkut says the air is cold. You say so is the water. I say yeah and it's deep too.

 

[shortkut]

You, me, and shortkut are pissing off that pier one say. Shortkut says the air is cold. You say so is the water. I say yeah and it's deep too.

So I’m the only one that holds theirs to prevent it from flopping around and spraying everywhere?

 

[Ben]

So I’m the only one that holds theirs to prevent it from flopping around and spraying everywhere?

Lol wtf dude don't you know touching your own penis is gay? Real men would rather squeegee the ceiling than commit a sin.

(obviously sarcasm)

You, me, and shortkut are pissing off that pier one say. Shortkut says the air is cold. You say so is the water. I say yeah and it's deep too.

It's a bad idea to go bottom-trawling with your dick. That's how you catch crabs.

 

[Ants!]

You would be so lucky to catch some of my crabs.

 

[shortkut]

Changing topic to a truck I saw while driving to work today. The key thing to look at are the bottom of the door where it tells you what side to pass on

 

[Mark]

Changing topic to a truck I saw while driving to work today. The key thing to look at are the bottom of the door where it tells you what side to pass on
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This is great. I've seen those safety decals go as far as "Live" on the driver side and "Die" on the passenger side.

Also, I'm shocked someone didn't claim to use someone's mom to measure their dick. Rookies.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

Also, I'm shocked someone didn't claim to use someone's mom to measure their dick. Rookies.

She asked me to keep it between us.

I said "but I kept it between us for two whole minutes last night!"

 

[Nae'blis]

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Big Tiddy Goth GF ftw

 

[Ants!]

Big Tiddy Goth GF ftw

Trying to sneak very brief glimpses of it on my work computer

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Ben]

 

[Quagmire]

Big Tiddy Goth GF ftw

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I could stare at that all day

 

[Nae'blis]

I could stare at that all day

 

[Ben]

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I can't even tell what's holding her up, cause it ain't any kind of shibari. Gotta just be giant boots through a hook or something.

Or you know, vampire powers.

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I can't even tell what's holding her up, cause it ain't any kind of shibari. Gotta just be giant boots through a hook or something.

Or you know, vampire powers.

I don't care about any of that. All I see are thighs.

 

[Ants!]

I appreciate yall giving me all these opportunititties to use the new react.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Mark]

The meme I'm about to post is vanilla as fuck compared to y'all degenerates.

 

[Ben]

y'all degenerates.

 

[canadaguy]

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Y'alls family clearly way different than mine

 

[canadaguy]

The meme I'm about to post is vanilla as fuck compared to y'all degenerates.

Sometimes I wonder how the fuck these people make it through the fucking day

 

[Ben]

Sometimes I wonder how the fuck these people make it through the fucking day

I generally just wake up and then exist until I sleep again.

 

[canadaguy]

So like a horny zombie?

 

[Mark]

Sometimes I wonder how the fuck these people make it through the fucking day

fucking

That's how.

 

[Ben]

So like a horny zombie?

 

[canadaguy]

Crime in Canada:

 

[Fool's Requiem]

illegal... canoe rental service?

 

[canadaguy]

illegal... canoe rental service?

I know! It's fucking egregious!

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[shortkut]

I know! It's fucking egregious!

At least rent out kayaks!

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

 

[shortkut]

@The Eye in the Sky! can you share pictures of some of your puzzles?

 

[canadaguy]

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I first read this as fart rips with friends

 

[Quagmire]

(and eventually jerk-off robot).

 

[Ants!]

Bonk
Bonk bonk

Bonk

 

[Ants!]

*waddles up*

"You know who else is into Bonk?"



(I think I'm losing my mind)

 

[Nae'blis]

*waddles up*

"You know who else is into Bonk?"



(I think I'm losing my mind)

The dilemma here is whether to use the Into Bread reaction or the Bonk! one. I demand an Into Bonk! reaction!

(Psst, we all are.)

 

[Ben]

The dilemma here is whether to use the Into Bread reaction or the Bonk! one. I demand an Into Bonk! reaction!

(Psst, we all are.)

 

[canadaguy]

(Psst, we all are.)

Some definitely a lot more than others

 

[Ants!]

I think that's the Quagmire react.

 

[Quagmire]