Memes for Ants (& Eye’s Most Still Enjoyed Thread)

[Fool's Requiem]

I wish the Passenger pigeon was back. Imagine seeing those massive flocks IRL.

 

[Ants!]

Okay I know this thing has been run into the ground already but this one was too good not to share.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

So that's why the goose is so mean.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

@Gloom-is-good

 

[Ants!]

Literal trash pandas. lol

 

[Nae'blis]

That possum on the left looks like it is in trash food heaven

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

{If you angerly (wrath) masturbate to (lust) a picture of another guy's money (Greed and Envy) and jizz in your own mouth (sloth and gluttony)} (pride)

I assume pride is the whole thing, specially the picture part because you're too prideful to do it in full view of someone.

I assume sloth indicates the position required to jizz in one's mouth, or the fact that, once again, they're doing it to a picture and not the actual money.

joke ruined... successfully?

 

[Jon]

{If you angerly (wrath) masturbate to (lust) a picture of another guy's money (Greed and Envy) and jizz in your own mouth (sloth and gluttony)} (pride)

I assume pride is the whole thing, specially the picture part because you're too prideful to do it in full view of someone.

I assume sloth indicates the position required to jizz in one's mouth, or the fact that, once again, they're doing it to a picture and not the actual money.

joke ruined... successfully?

You spent too much time breaking that down... when they are talking about masturbation and jizz.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[dimmerwit]

Yesterday was Thursday
Today it is Friday
We we we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Yesterday was Thursday
Today it is Friday
We we we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love

 

[Jawneh]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

hawt

 

[Nae'blis]

 

[Jon]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Jon]

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I'm willing to bet that window cost more than the necklace.

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Quagmire]

I'm willing to bet that window cost more than the necklace.

Not to mention moving it is probably a huge pane

 

[canadaguy]

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I'll take your word for it

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

 

[Ants!]

They're lying. I may be how I be, but I'd never do that

 

[Nae'blis]

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They're lying. I may be how I be, but I'd never do that

Eat butter?

 

[Ants!]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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the scene in Rivendell suggests otherwise.

 

[Jon]

the scene in Rivendell suggests otherwise.

But Shelob though... he stayed in her web for a while.

 

[Jon]

Proves he likes the sticky icky.

...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

[Jawneh]

He needed his boyfriend to come rescue him though.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

the scene in Rivendell suggests otherwise.

But Shelob though... he stayed in her web for a while.

Proves he likes the sticky icky.

...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

He needed his boyfriend to come rescue him though.

 

[Ants!]

 

[Mark]

You know... I did not expect jizz to be mentioned this many times since the last time I checked this thread.

 

[canadaguy]

You know... I did not expect jizz to be mentioned this many times since the last time I checked this thread.

You didn't?

 

[Mark]

You didn't?

Explicitly and only the word "jizz"? No.

Manaise, baby gravy, splooge, cum, or an assortment of other terms? Absolutely on par.

I expected variety from this crowd.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

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"They're not gay, they're hobbits."