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Crystal said:
Can't have men mice trying to shower with women mice, damnit! What's nice, men mice trying to pee in women mice spaces?!? How dare they!
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That's what Of Mice and Men is about, right?

"Tell me about the rabbits, George."
 
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That's what Of Mice and Men is about, right?

"Tell me about the rabbits, George."
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Was that, like, the original or the remake? Where they all went to Narnia, right? And they, like, did stuff? Totes adorbs. Little bambi guy was hot, too, truthishly. But yeah, George should stay out of our closet, that's our closet. So rude.

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Y'all eat your wet crustaceans, you do you.
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Personally, I'm only so-so about boiled crawfish. I like them, but it's too much work for each tiny bite of meat and usually I'm a lot more excited about the veggies that get boiled with them.

Crawfish etouffee though, that's like a Klondike bar for me. What wouldn't I do for some of that?
 
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Ants! said:
Personally, I'm only so-so about boiled crawfish. I like them, but it's too much work for each tiny bite of meat and usually I'm a lot more excited about the veggies that get boiled with them.

Crawfish etouffee though, that's like a Klondike bar for me. What wouldn't I do for some of that?
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That’s the problem with you fuckin’ southerners. Boiling shit to death like the Irish. Try steamed. Much better.

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A steamed mud …arachnid?… eater from Baltimore
 
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The other good thing about crawfish boils is that it's usually a very social thing. You never make just a small batch for you and your family. You get a pot that's big enough to bathe a child in, boil up an ungodly amount and dump them out on a table and get a lot of people involved to help you eat it while it's still warm. Usually there's kids playing, sometimes music too, and coolers full of sodas and beers, and everyone is happy and talking or laughing together. Even my introvert and somewhat anti-social ass likes it.
 
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Ants! said:
The other good thing about crawfish boils is that it's usually a very social thing. You never make just a small batch for you and your family. You get a pot that's big enough to bathe a child in, boil up an ungodly amount and dump them out on a table and get a lot of people involved to help you eat it while it's still warm. Usually there's kids playing, sometimes music too, and coolers full of sodas and beers, and everyone is happy and talking or laughing together. Even my introvert and somewhat anti-social ass likes it.
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Boils really aren’t as big of a thing here as they are further south, but, you’d love a steamed meal. It’s virtually the same thing without plastic, complete with crabs, shrimp, Maryland sweet corn, taters, etc.
 
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Mark said:
That’s the problem with you fuckin’ southerners. Boiling shit to death like the Irish. Try steamed. Much better.

Signed,

A steamed mud …arachnid?… eater from Baltimore
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Yeah i am not about to read someone talking about Southerners not being the absolute best at food in this country

Like, if i want that kind of misinformation I'll listen to Rogan or pull up Breitbart or some shit
 
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Mark said:
Oh yeah, they can be some mean bastards before bath time. One snipped the web between my fingers, and that took a couple months to fully heal.
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I very tiny one on the beach no bigger than a golfball once pinched all the way through my fingernail, and it wasn't even doing max strength because whenever I tried to it off it just squeezed even harder. I had no choice but to set it down on the ground and patiently wait for this tiny little thing to let me go.
 
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VashTheStampede said:
Yeah i am not about to read someone talking about Southerners not being the absolute best at food in this country

Like, if i want that kind of misinformation I'll listen to Rogan or pull up Breitbart or some shit
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Yeah, food culture is probably our only culture that doesn't suck.
 
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