Kat’s Wolf Zell-wannabe Wolf - Day 2

[Jon]

Do me so people can still think we're wolves together and just hurt the village!

 

[shortkut]

Do me

Eww

 

[Local Hero]

I'll play

 

[Christina]

I just like rolling dice!

 

[Ben]

Well I'm obviously cooked, because someone doesn't have a second lynch-prevention.

So let's try this - Solo killer, whoever you are, I implore you to target the following people so as not to overlap with the wolf kill:

Alu
Canadaguy
Local
shortkut

Wolves will pick different targets, so we're sure 2 die each night.

 

[Ben]

And skip.

 

[Tommy Boy]

is this right

 

[A Maybe Baker]

is this right

No

 

[Tommy Boy]

Alu
Canadaguy
Local
shortkut

one of these people gotta be w olf or something, there's no way you're just giving the list of unconfirmed to the town like that

 

[Jon]

Well I'm obviously cooked, because someone doesn't have a second lynch-prevention.

Don't you try the "I'm going down so I'm going to try and make it look like others are wolves to protect the real wolves" schtick, you!

 

[shortkut]

one of these people gotta be w olf or something, there's no way you're just giving the list of unconfirmed to the town like that

Then it is local

 

[Christina]

one of these people gotta be w olf or something, there's no way you're just giving the list of unconfirmed to the town like that

I want to be an olf! What's an olf though?

Auto correct was trying to make that word old and I feel called out by that.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

one of these people gotta be w olf or something, there's no way you're just giving the list of unconfirmed to the town like that

Well it's not me

 

[Jon]

Also, how funny would it be if I was originally the seer apprentice and Jawneh is really a seer?

Then I wouldn't have been able to save him and I'd be a seer right now.

 

[canadaguy]

You are welcome!



If it isn't I will fully cop to being the Flower Child. And, yes, I saved Jawneh. Because I didn't want him to die and I had a vibe. This will not stop people from accusing me of being Guardian Wolf, though, so let freedom ring.

Also, i don't care if he turns out bad, I wanted to use my power, I was bored, and now I hope that being useless will let the wolves let me live long enough to post whore my way to 10k in this game.


What he said!


Story of my life, brother. I was just spreading the hippie love and wanted you around for entertainment.


Oh good. Voting Ben and skip!


I agree! I told you we should just skip day 1 and go right to day 2!

If post count is such a big fucking deal why skip

 

[Jon]

If post count is such a big fucking deal why skip

Why would I hold up the game for everyone else just to be a selfish prick?

It's like you don't know me at all!

 

[Benzine]

one of these people gotta be w olf or something, there's no way you're just giving the list of unconfirmed to the town like that

i agree, but you're a bit wrong, because half of this list is basically confirmed good.

i don't read shortkuts posts, what's he been doing this game?

i have failed badly reading local in the last few games but i assume he's a wolf.

 

[shortkut]

i agree, but you're a bit wrong, because half of this list is basically confirmed good.

i don't read shortkuts posts, what's he been doing this game?

i have failed badly reading local in the last few games but i assume he's a wolf.

I haven’t done much but I hinted at my role when Tommy asked about it

 

[Local Hero]

Or Ben just listed 4 townies hoping the town would target the two non confirmed townies

 

[canadaguy]

Current Sus-o-meter readings

The Needle is Off The Fucking Chart
Ben

High Sus
Jawneh
Jon
Quagmire

Medium Sus
Christina
Benzine
Zell
Shortkut
Dimmerwit

Neutral Sus
Local
Fools
Tommy

Cool Erics
CG
Alu

RIIIIIIIP
Vash

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I'm okay with that list some accuracy in there for sure.

 

[canadaguy]

I'm okay with that list some accuracy in there for sure.

The extreme ends at the very least

 

[Christina]

 

[Local Hero]

Cool Erics
CG
Alu

Erik in shambles

 

[canadaguy]

Erik in shambles

He could start by spelling his name properly

 

[Jon]

I'm okay with that list some accuracy in there for sure.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Once for each cool Eric in the game.

 

[Zell 17]

Do me so people can still think we're wolves together and just hurt the village!

I'm doing my shortkut impression and reading nothing. Are you claiming to be a flower child who saved Jawneh?

 

[Jon]

I'm doing my shortkut impression and reading nothing. Are you claiming to be a flower child who saved Jawneh?

Maybe

 

[Zell 17]

Maybe

Well that certainly seems like pro-village behavior

 

[shortkut]

Well that certainly seems like pro-village behavior

Amateur-village at best

 

[Jon]

Well that certainly seems like pro-village behavior

Amateur-village at best

Both can be accurate.

 

[Ben]

Would you believe me if I told you being splashed in the eyes with holy water made me find Jesus? And I'm not gonna do no more killing, I promise.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Would you believe me if I told you being splashed in the eyes with holy water made me find Jesus? And I'm not gonna do no more killing, I promise.

I don't want a Jesus wolf here either.

 

[shortkut]

Would you believe me if I told you being splashed in the eyes with holy water made me find Jesus? And I'm not gonna do no more killing, I promise.

You’ll do no more killin when we’re done killing you

 

[Jon]

Would you believe me if I told you being splashed in the eyes with holy water made me find Jesus? And I'm not gonna do no more killing, I promise.

Call me crazy, but I believe him!

But maybe that's because we're about to send him to Jesus.

 

[Ben]

I don't want a Jesus wolf here either.

Wow, tell me more about your village border policy, Alu.

 

[shortkut]

Wow, tell me more about your village border policy, Alu.

View attachment 22182

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Wow, tell me more about your village border policy, Alu.

View attachment 22182

Wolves not allowed regardless of their names.

That's an image of a potential werewolf fan potentially named Jesus. However, if the one named Jesus is the wolf, then not allowed.

 

[Ben]

Fire! Everyone out of the thread!



(I needed an excuse to post that picture I just found, because it's great.)

 

[Christina]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

we don't need no water, let the mother fucked burn

burn motherfucker

BURN

 

[Fool's Requiem]

also, Skip

 

[shortkut]

I’m okay dying because it will lead to the death of the SK

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Okay, I'll skip now

 

[Kat]

Did everybody skip?

 

[Kat]

Literally everyone is voting Ben, so I'm going to assume yes.

The town lynched Ben. Ben has died. Ben was the alpha wolf.

Shocking, right?

Night actions please. The day will open around 9 AM PT/noon ET (12 hours from now).