Zell Wolf Wolf day: Wolf day

[Fool's Requiem]

so, ben... why the vote on Alu?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

oh right, you're the Alpha wolf. your vote doesn't matter. nm

 

[dimmerwit]

It's about the medium. Libel is written, slander is spoken. Both are defamation.

I should warn Quagmire that "charging that a plaintiff has a loathsome disease" (e.g. lycanthropy) is a per se defamation in the state of New York meaning that Ben does not need to prove damages.

 

[Quagmire]

It's about the medium. Libel is written, slander is spoken. Both are defamation.

I should warn Quagmire that "charging that a plaintiff has a loathsome disease" (e.g. lycanthropy) is a per se defamation in the state of New York meaning that Ben does not need to prove damages.

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[dimmerwit]

What do you have if you bury a lawyer neck deep in sand?

Not enough sand.

 

[Quagmire]

What do you have if you bury a lawyer neck deep in sand?

Not enough sand.

 

[Zell 17]

Zell: CG should kill Quagmire or Local

Also Zell: Protects Quagmire

Jailer can’t stop the witch potion, so I’d try again

 

[Zell 17]

Also if I was the Jailer coupled with a baddie I would save my bullet for a villager. Kat was a confirmed baddie by Ants, and there’s no shaman in the game since Ben is the Alpha.

 

[Benzine]

One moment please caller.

 

[Benzine]

Quagmire is dead via witches potion. Quagmire was the preacher.

I did pretty well this game!

 

[dimmerwit]

Should've preached harder lol

 

[Zell 17]

Oh okay so you guys wanna kill Local or what

 

[Zell 17]

Or fools

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I'd prefer not to get lynched

 

[dimmerwit]

I regret absolutely wasting that one read on Ants.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Lmao.

Well I'm assuming we're approaching Cupid victory soon unless we happen to figure it all out. Townie with townie seems likely and unfortunate with almost no baddies left to kill them off.

Local is claiming protection, which he does a lot while a baddie.

Ben is obviously a baddie.

Fools is now second preacher. You get any accurate guesses there along the way?

 

[dimmerwit]

Well, there's at least one more baddie out there other than Ben.

I'd have picked Alu and Zell to couple if I were Cupid.

I think we're fucked.

 

[dimmerwit]

I blame Benzine for killing the Gunner.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Well, there's at least one more baddie out there other than Ben.

I'd have picked Alu and Zell to couple if I were Cupid.

I think we're fucked.

Zell and I were cupided once before and the game ended up broken so probably not a great choice.

Kelly was Cupid, so time to theory craft who he thinks should be in love.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

CG and local seems like a potential combo.

 

[canadaguy]

Zell and I were cupided once before and the game ended up broken so probably not a great choice.

Kelly was Cupid, so time to theory craft who he thinks should be in love.

Quick double check the v day stories!

 

[canadaguy]

CG and local seems like a potential combo.

 

[dimmerwit]

CG and local seems like a potential combo.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

 

[A Maybe Baker]

But really I dunno. We gotta kill off baddies and then try to figure it out with enough votes left.

7 people left, 2 bad. Unless the baddies kill the cupid pair it's looking pretty bad.

 

[Ben]

Guys I'll help you kill the baddies.

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Ben]

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Fuck, babe. Don't just tell them.

 

[canadaguy]

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This makes me sound like some peeping tom pervert

 

[Fool's Requiem]

@Local Hero, there's uh, something I want to tell you. Well, Local, you're my bro, and I love you, man!

 

[Zell 17]

But really I dunno. We gotta kill off baddies and then try to figure it out with enough votes left.

7 people left, 2 bad. Unless the baddies kill the cupid pair it's looking pretty bad.

Do you want to gamble on trying to lynch the solo tonight? I can jail Ben and prevent the wolf kill indefinitely.

There’s also an edge case here where the solo killer is the Arsonist and doused his lover night 1 and can thus never burn.

There’s also the possibility that the Cupid pair is two villagers and we’re fine.

@dimmerwit did you get information last night.

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Local Hero]

Hello. I'm not in love with anyone.

Love, local

 

[Ben]

Do you want to gamble on trying to lynch the solo tonight? I can jail Ben and prevent the wolf kill indefinitely.

There’s also an edge case here where the solo killer is the Arsonist and doused his lover night 1 and can thus never burn.

There’s also the possibility that the Cupid pair is two villagers and we’re fine.

@dimmerwit did you get information last night.

 

[Local Hero]

I did protect canadaguy again, btw.

 

[dimmerwit]

Urgh, I re-read the dictionary.

I assumed the Cupid and solo killer were on different teams because I read the Detective role and for that one they are. But under the solo section it implies that they are the same team.

 

[Zell 17]

@A Baby Maker remind me what you are again as well please

 

[canadaguy]

He's a baby maker.

Now the question is who he's making babies with

 

[Zell 17]

Urgh, I re-read the dictionary.

I assumed the Cupid and solo killer were on different teams because I read the Detective role and for that one they are. But under the solo section it implies that they are the same team.

Solos are solo, a solo killer won’t be = to anyone else.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

@A Baby Maker remind me what you are again as well please

Never revealed until this moment: I'm the doctor.

Protected sandwich night 1 so no one would be able to have gluten, protected kut for the next two nights and then CG since he revealed himself as witch.

Aka I've been fairly useless role wise thusfar. But can technically maybe save someone tonight

 

[Ben]

If I had to guess, I'd think it's Zell and Alu coupled.

Vibes only. No strap on.

 

[Zell 17]

Never revealed until this moment: I'm the doctor.

Protected sandwich night 1 so no one would be able to have gluten, protected kut for the next two nights and then CG since he revealed himself as witch.

Aka I've been fairly useless role wise thusfar. But can technically maybe save someone tonight

@canadaguy
@dimmerwit

Let’s game this out since the three of us have the most credibility.

Ben’s a wolf.

Alu and Local both claim a protecting role. FR has basically been along for the ride and has no claim at all.

In terms of credibility I’d rank the three (from most to least):
Alu
Local
FR

This is good news, because at least one of Alu or Local are real.

Here’s what I think we should do:

Lynch FR. Jail Ben. If FR is the solo killer it’s game over. If not:

Both Alu and Local protect canadaguy. canadaguy protects me. The serial killer can’t win no matter how many kills they have stacked.

The only thing we’d have to worry about is an Arsonist with perfect douses, which seems unlikely.

 

[Ben]

@canadaguy
@dimmerwit

Let’s game this out since the three of us have the most credibility.

Ben’s a wolf.

Alu and Local both claim a protecting role. FR has basically been along for the ride and has no claim at all.

In terms of credibility I’d rank the three (from most to least):
Alu
Local
FR

This is good news, because at least one of Alu or Local are real.

Here’s what I think we should do:

Lynch FR. Jail Ben. If FR is the solo killer it’s game over. If not:

Both Alu and Local protect canadaguy. canadaguy protects me. The serial killer can’t win no matter how many kills they have stacked.

The only thing we’d have to worry about is an Arsonist with perfect douses, which seems unlikely.

OR kill Zell today so we all get a badge, and I promise I won't eat anyone else.

 

[Zell 17]

also @Fool's Requiem if you have a good reason to live it would be a good time to say so

 

[Fool's Requiem]

how dare you, I'm your golden goose.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

OR kill Zell today so we all get a badge, and I promise I won't eat anyone else.

there's a badge???

 

[Ben]

there's a badge???

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I think I already have the badge. I'm good with the plan of fun times.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

let's do it.

my vote is already on Zell because of his ludicrous suggestion, but it's actually worth TWO. I'm double voting his butt.