Verdict What's better: squirrels or frogs

[Ants!]

*bangs eggplant*

The court of public opinion will now open the case of squirrels versus frogs. Which is the superior animal? One is a champion swimmer, the other a master of climbing trees. Both have their celebrities even in the video game world, like Conker or Frogger. We will discuss the pros and cons of each.

Is this a dumb case? You bet it is! So feel free to also submit writs for future cases. Actually maybe I'll make a separate thread for that. Oh I'm rambling.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

HYPNOTOAD IS THE COURT

 

[Ants!]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

JUDGE RULES IN FAVOR OF FROGS

BANGS EGGPLANT

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I love this place

 

[finlandguy]

 

[Ben]

So without any of that happening, there's no story then

Well, no. That sub plot wouldn't exist, about the error in counting not enough data. There was still Nedry as you said, and the lysine contingency that should have stopped them surviving, but they were getting from local plants.

But, neither of those is arguing for the squirrel, so it gets no credit for it.

Amphibians are the closest vertebrates to dinosaurs that can change sex after birth. Reptiles can only do it during incubation.

While that includes salamanders and stuff, frogs are still fine.

Also... Beezlbufo

Combined with Conker's antics, and all the jokes about nuts, I'm thinking squirrels are horndogs. I might have found my spirit animal.

Very convincing argument for squirrels there.

While I identify with the horn dogging, even I'm siding frog now.

 

[Kat]

But squirrels are so cute when they're eating tiny PB&Js.

 

[canadaguy]

Yeah but anything's cute with a tiny sandwich.

 

[canadaguy]

Like look at this guy politely asking you to share your tiny sandwich with him

 

[finlandguy]

I guess there's her, my fellow anime nerds.

 

[Smacktard]

Frog whose eyes are in its mouth