Three A--H---- Walk Into A Bar...

[Webster]

 

[Crystal]

Bet that's a Bud Light in his cup...

 

[Mark]

Is that Bill Burr bottom right trying not to crack a jokey joke?

 

[Webster]

Is that Bill Burr bottom right trying not to crack a jokey joke?

Thought I recognized that asshole...

 

[Cam]

Trump feels the need to show his damn face at every one of these UFC events, I swear.

 

[Crystal]

Trump feels the need to show his damn face at every one of these UFC events, I swear.

The Trump Organization presents Donald J. Trump as Donald J. Trump, Persecuted Victim at the Trump Productions Premiere of a Trump Production. Trump: Trump Goes to UFC featuring Donald J. Trump™

There. NOW it's a proper Trump appearance. Gotta' slap his name on every inch of that.

 

[Cam]

The Trump Organization presents Donald J. Trump as Donald J. Trump, Persecuted Victim at the Trump Productions Premiere of a Trump Production. Trump: Trump Goes to UFC featuring Donald J. Trump™

There. NOW it's a proper Trump appearance. Gotta' slap his name on every inch of that.

Maybe we'll get to see him in handcuffs!

DOUBTFUL, BUT MAYBE.

 

[Crystal]

Maybe we'll get to see him in handcuffs!

DOUBTFUL, BUT MAYBE.

Gold plated handcuffs, no doubt

 

[Webster]

Gold plated handcuffs, no doubt

Don't forget his Golden Toilet...

 

[Cam]

I have to imagine he'd have an Epstein type of ending if he legitimately goes to prison someday.

 

[Crystal]

I have to imagine he'd have an Epstein type of ending if he legitimately goes to prison someday.

Definitely could be possible! That or he'd Big Mac his way to an ending.

Don't forget his Golden Toilet...

He prefers golden showers to golden toilets from what I hear.

 

[Webster]

He prefers golden showers to golden toilets from what I hear.

You owe me a cup of coffee, sweetheart!

 

[Crystal]

You owe me a cup of coffee, sweetheart!

 

[Raine]

I hate everything about this.

...Almost everything.



Fucker didn't lick the boot well enough to earn a spot in the picture, I guess.

 

[Webster]

Okay, that makes Five Assholes Walk Into A Bar....
-Der Fuhrer Trump
-Dana "the Bald Shitstain" White
-Kid "Skynyrd Ripoff Guy" Rock
-Bill "I'm Not Funny" Burr
-Bootlicker Carlson

 

[shortkut]

Kid "Skynyrd Ripoff Guy" Rock

That’s an insult to skynyrd

 

[Webster]

That’s an insult to skynyrd

Exactly; his one hit is an almost straight-up rip of "Sweet Home Alabama" yet the MAGAts' think Kid Rock's a star.
WTF?

 

[Crystal]

Don't forget he had the song American Fucktard or Only God Knows XY. His right-wing anthems!

 

[Webster]

Don't forget he had the song American Fucktard or Only God Knows XY. His right-wing anthems!

And Kid Rock can take his right-wing anthems and shove 'em up his right-wing ass... *adds deadpan* ...preferably by someone endowed with a big black ....

 

[Crystal]

And Kid Rock can take his right-wing anthems and shove 'em up his right-wing ass... *adds deadpan* ...preferably by someone endowed with a big black ....

Should be a trans person doing the shoving...

 

[Raine]

Should be a trans person doing the shoving...

...Off a cliff!

Words cannot accurately describe my disappointment and frustration with Dolly Parton collaborating with that scumbucket.

 

[Crystal]

...Off a cliff!

Words cannot accurately describe my disappointment and frustration with Dolly Parton collaborating with that scumbucket.

It's sad just how many scumbuckets surface these days, and who they drag down by extension.

 

[Raine]

It's sad just how many scumbuckets surface these days, and who they drag down by extension.

Yup. Like, I'm not even the type that goes in on guilt by association. Shit happens, people aren't necessarily always on top of due diligence, yadda yadda. But... Kid Rock? You can't not know, it's his singular point of relevancy in at least the last 15 years.

 

[Crystal]

Yup. Like, I'm not even the type that goes in on guilt by association. Shit happens, people aren't necessarily always on top of due diligence, yadda yadda. But... Kid Rock? You can't not know, it's his singular point of relevancy in at least the last 15 years.

Yep, when your career is based around misogyny and being a dipshit, it's kind of hard to support anyone that supports him.

 

[Webster]

Words cannot accurately describe my disappointment and frustration with Dolly Parton collaborating with that scumbucket.

It's sad just how many scumbuckets surface these days, and who they drag down by extension.

Speaking of which...

Dolly Parton defends Kid Rock collaboration, says cancel culture is "terrible"

Dolly Parton has defended her collaboration with Kid Rock on her new album ''Rockstar' and said cancel culture is 'terrible'

www.nme.com

I like Dolly but God, this was stupid of her...

 

[Webster]

and being a dipshit

*deadpans* Wait, did Serafin join the board here?