Strawberry Pizza

[Nymphatina]

 

[Crystal]

Well....it's not pineapple.

 

[MC74]

Well....it's not pineapple.

But it's still fruit, and fruit does not belong on pizza.

 

[Crystal]

But it's still fruit, and fruit does not belong on pizza.

True, lol

 

[Dead2009]

It should have been pineapple.

 

[Tommy Boy]

@shortkut get in here asap

 

[Ben]

 

[shortkut]

Should be bite sized and in a puff pastry. I’ve had a similar passed hors d’oeuvres at a wedding but it was raspberry instead of strawberry. Nothing in that image screams pizza. The combo isn’t awful, but that needs a lighter “crust”

 

[Gloom-is-good]

I love all of those things individually so I would try it!

 

[Mark]

No.

 

[Ben]

Should be bite sized and in a puff pastry. I’ve had a similar passed hors d’oeuvres at a wedding but it was raspberry instead of feta. Nothing in that image screams pizza. The combo isn’t awful, but that needs a lighter “crust”

Right, if it was some kind of pastry with like, cream instead of the feta cheese, then this would probably be fire.

But... I hate this.

 

[dimmerwit]

Feta cheese on pizza is the true crime here.

Vile substance.

 

[shortkut]

Feta cheese on pizza is the true crime here.

Vile substance.

Good point. It’s too dry

 

[Raine]

Is this what pineapple pizza deniers feel like? Is this their agony, their misery?

...'Cause I mean on that basis alone I would have to at least try it.

As with pineapple on pizza though, those strawberry pieces gotta be way smaller. Like 1/8th, tops. Maybe 1/16th, even!

 

[Nae'blis]

Well....it's not pineapple.

It is also not pizza.

 

[Crystal]

It is also not pizza.

This is true

 

[MC74]

This is true

What about dis then? Dude's got it in his name!

 

[Crystal]

What about dis then? Dude's got it in his name!

Darryl isn't a pizza, either.

 

[MC74]

Darryl isn't a pizza, either.

No, but you could call him Ichigo since the word is Japanese for strawberry.

Oh shit, I just realized something. That's something I never joked to rk about. The Mets had an Ichigo on their team.

 

[Kat]

That's a flatbread, not pizza. It doesn't even have sauce. And I'm guessing you bake the bread then add all the toppings cold? Blech.

I don't think I've ever had a strawberry survive my presence long enough to be added to some other food. They usually don't even make it into the house.

 

[Webster]

I love all of those things individually so I would try it!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Replace the Feta with Cream Cheese or plain yogurt, and the basil with... no basil and you've got yourself a dessert "pizza" pie.

 

[Gloom-is-good]

Replace the Feta with Cream Cheese or plain yogurt, and the basil with... no basil and you've got yourself a dessert "pizza" pie.

You know, I feel like that can work! Although I would still keep the basil.. and maybe drizzle some honey