Post here and I will tell you why people hate you

[Fool's Requiem]

You microwave fish in the work lunchroom

I've done that. I'm not ashamed.

 

[Ants!]

You microwave fish in the work lunchroom

I’m more offended that you accidentally compared me to jolt

 

[Danny]

@canadaguy is it true you clap when the plane lands?

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I’m more offended that you accidentally compared me to jolt

We don't use that name.

 

[canadaguy]

I’m more offended that you accidentally compared me to jolt

That was no accident

 

[canadaguy]

I've done that. I'm not ashamed.

Obviously.

You have to be capable of self awareness to feel shame

 

[canadaguy]

@canadaguy is it true you clap when the plane lands?

Clap? Fuck no.


I do get the entire cabin to join in a rousing chorus of "for he's a jolly good fellow" however

 

[canadaguy]

We don't use that name.

Get your own thread if you want to make silly rules like this

 

[Ants!]

Clap? Fuck no.


I do get the entire cabin to join in a rousing chorus of "for he's a jolly good fellow" however

You’ll be pro level if you can get them to do the wave.

 

[canadaguy]

You’ll be pro level if you can get them to do the wave.

That's midflight only. Duh.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

This MF isn't aware of what the +Quote button does. Quit trying to inflate your post count, dude.

 

[canadaguy]

New thread rule! FR can now only be acknowledged as Jolt

 

[shortkut]

Now I remember why I had no opinion on Fool’s Requiem

 

[canadaguy]

Now I remember why I had no opinion on Fool’s Requiem

Makes sense. It would be like having an opinion about tree bark.

 

[finlandguy]

That's not fair to the tree bark. Some of them can be used to start a fire more easily than others.

 

[canadaguy]

True. Let me rephrase:

It would be like having an opinion about the blandest most useless type of tree bark.

 

[shortkut]

Cork is useful bark

 

[canadaguy]

In your opinion

 

[shortkut]

In your opinion

Some high percentage beers have cork stoppers

 

[canadaguy]

Whatever you think you are doing shorty I suggest you stop

 

[shortkut]

Whatever you think you are doing shorty I suggest you stop

Did you get concerned I was using so many angry reactions?

 

[canadaguy]

I'm not concerned, I am merely suggesting that you stop

 

[shortkut]

I'm not concerned, I am merely suggesting that you stop

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Dog pile on me, will ya?

Maybe I like the abuse... tread lightly.

 

[canadaguy]

Hey this is a family show!

 

[Fool's Requiem]

The TDome isn't Canada, dude. You can't make this place PG...

 

[canadaguy]

My thread my rules.

 

[Danny]

Screw your rules

 

[shortkut]

 

[canadaguy]

Screw your rules

You do you. We don't kink shame here

 

[canadaguy]

View attachment 433

Can I have some?

 

[Danny]

No, none for you.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

 

[Danny]

 

[canadaguy]

No, none for you.

Unless you have power of attorney or are his wife, I don't think you have an authority to tell shorty who he can give has vast amounts of wealth to

 

[canadaguy]

These guys get it

 

[canadaguy]

Why so angry? These is a thread of enlightenment

 

[Danny]

Unless you have power of attorney or are his wife, I don't think you have an authority to tell shorty who he can give has vast amounts of wealth to

I was referring to yourself Canadian Person

 

[canadaguy]

I was referring to yourself Canadian Person

Umm did you think I was asking myself for some money?

 

[shortkut]

Umm did you think I was asking myself for some money?

(Psst, I don’t think he’s the brightest tool in the box)

 

[canadaguy]

(Psst, I don’t think he’s the brightest tool in the box)

Not the sharpest carrot in the pool

 

[MRM]

What if I post "there"? And no, I did not read 5 pages to see how many variations of that pun have already been made. I'll just blindly assume I'm the first, if not the best. Good luck finding a flaw in that, brochismo.

 

[canadaguy]

You eat hamburgers with a fork and knife

 

[MRM]

 

[Kat]

What have you got for me?

 

[canadaguy]

You have conversations on speaker phone out in public

 

[Danny]

(Psst, I don’t think he’s the brightest tool in the box)

Can confirm I'm not

 

[canadaguy]

Hey at least you show some self awareness unlike some other buttheads around here

 

[Kat]

You have conversations on speaker phone out in public

C'mon man, you can do better than that. I don't even use my phone to make voice calls.

 

[canadaguy]

C'mon man, you can do better than that.

If you'd been paying attention, you'd realize this is not true