Birthday Mark

[Ben]

Great success.

I'm aware you're not big on celebrating birthday shit, but we appreciate your shit all the same.

 

[Benzine]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

happy birthday cutie

 

[Benzine]

i'll go have one now to celebrate

 

[Mark]

Great success.

I'm aware you're not big on celebrating birthday shit, but we appreciate your shit all the same.

I appreciate it, dude. Thanks. I got a free 1g pre-roll for the occasion from my regular dispensary, as well as whatever bud I got. Gonna be a crispy day, so, hopefully all of those things that usually bother me about the day stay in the background like they did last year.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

happy birthday cutie

i'll go have one now to celebrate

Mwah. Thanks, dude. Have two, you gotta keep it even. For science.

 

[Ben]

I appreciate it, dude. Thanks. I got a free 1g pre-roll for the occasion from my regular dispensary, as well as whatever bud I got. Gonna be a crispy day, so, hopefully all of those things that usually bother me about the day stay in the background like they did last year.

My wife wanted to go to the dispensary on her birthday and when they scanned her license at the door, the terminal played the 'Happy Birthday' tune, which I didn't expect.

Not quite the same "wait did I hear that?" as the gas station terminals that make Sonic ring-pickup sounds, but up there.

 

[MC74]

Happy birthday, Mark. Hope you're having a good one!

 

[Smacktard]

Mwah. Thanks, dude. Have two, you gotta keep it even. For science.

Shhh, shhhhhh, he's already on 7. Just leave him keep going.

Oh and happy bday btw. How are you celebrating? Other than burning one down, ofc.

 

[Jon]

Happy day your mom squeezed a watermelon through a pea sized hole!

 

[Crystal]

Happy Birthday, Mark! Hope you have a chill day!

 

[Mark]

My wife wanted to go to the dispensary on her birthday and when they scanned her license at the door, the terminal played the 'Happy Birthday' tune, which I didn't expect.

Not quite the same "wait did I hear that?" as the gas station terminals that make Sonic ring-pickup sounds, but up there.

That’s wild, and way more attention than I’d want to draw in public. I’d be afraid to turn around and see the clapping employees with the sparkler at that point. Thankfully, the lady at the dispensary was all stealthy about it… she leaned over the counter and said “and you have a birthday reward, would you like to redeem that for a preroll or a pack of gummies?” I wonder if they can’t really advertise giving away free stuff like that, because I wasn’t even aware it was a thing.

Happy birthday, Mark. Hope you're having a good one!

Thank you, I’m working on it. Coffee is done. Second bowl is done.

Shhh, shhhhhh, he's already on 7. Just leave him keep going.

Oh and happy bday btw. How are you celebrating? Other than burning one down, ofc.

Then he can hit 8 for all that effort.

Thanks. Considering the last of my teenage years and the first 20 years of adulthood were as eventful as they were and they’re surprisingly in the rear-view now, I’m perfectly content with the simplicity of absolutely no plans whatsoever. I’m just thankful to still be around after it all, and thankful for the people I’m fortunate enough to have in my life after all those years. Y’all fuckers are included in that.

Exhibit A:

Happy day your mom squeezed a watermelon through a pea sized hole!

Judging by the misshapen dome I call a head, she couldn’t even do that right.

Happy Birthday, Mark! Hope you have a chill day!

Thanks, I appreciate it. I’m working on it.

 

[Spectro]

Happy Birthday

 

[Ben]

Lunch in Mark's honor.

 

[Nae'blis]

Happy birthday, dude!

 

[Benzine]

I appreciate it, dude. Thanks. I got a free 1g pre-roll for the occasion from my regular dispensary, as well as whatever bud I got. Gonna be a crispy day, so, hopefully all of those things that usually bother me about the day stay in the background like they did last year.




Mwah. Thanks, dude. Have two, you gotta keep it even. For science.

ok well i only had one at the time so i'll do two now xoxo

 

[dimmerwit]

 

[Tommy Boy]

Happy birthday dude

 

[finlandguy]

Once upon a time you escaped a fleshy prison meant to grow and sustain you.

And now you got to deal with us, pay taxes, and pretend any of these things in a society make sense.

And also happy birthday.

 

[Mark]

Happy Birthday

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Lunch in Mark's honor.

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About to lift off here myself.

ok well i only had one at the time so i'll do two now xoxo

That’s what I’m talking about.

I really don’t think a weed cake could be too dangerous, but I’m willing to find out.

Happy birthday dude

Thank you, and indeed. Tacos and weed.

Once upon a time you escaped a fleshy prison meant to grow and sustain you.

And now you got to deal with us, pay taxes, and pretend any of these things in a society make sense.

And also happy birthday.

I don’t see any lies here. Thank you.

 

[shortkut]

happy belated birthday! Hopefully you're too high to realize i somehow missed this thread

 

[Jon]

happy belated birthday! Hopefully you're too high to realize i somehow missed this thread

Well he was until you just pointed it out to him!

 

[shortkut]

Well he was until you just pointed it out to him!

Then he still isn’t high enough

 

[Jon]

Then he still isn’t high enough

 

[Ben]

Fun fact: to create the balloons in Up!, the VFX team laser-scanned Mark's head.

 

[Mark]

happy belated birthday! Hopefully you're too high to realize i somehow missed this thread

It’s no big thing, and yes, I was very medicated last night. Not so much this morning.

Fun fact: to create the balloons in Up!, the VFX team laser-scanned Mark's head.

Brain. Smooth brain. Lumpy skull.