Verdict How would a giraffe wear a tie?

[VashTheStampede]

 

[Mark]

you don't funnel water to giraffe height in florida? what a surprise

They’re lucky their citizens get water after a natural disaster.

Objection, I'm cool with a blind person just feeling around

Until it’s your proctologist.

 

[canadaguy]

Until it’s your proctologist.

I mean, isn't that exactly their job

 

[Mark]

I mean, isn't that exactly their job

Touché.

Or…

Tushy.

 

[canadaguy]

Like I hope they aren't needing to open it wide enough to peek around while they examine me

 

[VashTheStampede]

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Mark]

Like I hope they aren't needing to open it wide enough to peek around while they examine me

Full on goatse style.

Yup… this guy’s mind went the same direction.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Hit em with the brown eye emoji

 

[Mark]

Hit em with the brown eye emoji

Class it up a little with some tunes…



Edit - Why does this album cover look topically inappropriate?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Class it up a little with some tunes…

100% was already in my head

 

[Mark]

100% was already in my head

Butt… the album cover isn’t doing the song any favors.

 

[canadaguy]

Likelihood that's intentional?

 

[Mark]

Likelihood that's intentional?

Could be a case…

 

[Ants!]

Butt… the album cover isn’t doing the song any favors.

It was years later (long after I stopped listening to them) that someone informed me that the cover for Metallica's album "load" was blood mixed with semen on a glass slide.

Which I should have known. They gave it away with naming the album.

 

[Mark]

It was years later (long after I stopped listening to them) that someone informed me that the cover for Metallica's album "load" was blood mixed with semen on a glass slide.

Which I should have known. They gave it away with naming the album.

That’s the “Piss Christ” dude. Andres Serrano. He’s like the GG Allin of the art world.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I prefer the Justin Timberlake option.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

New case is how would the eye in the sky wear a tie.

 

[shortkut]

New case is how would the eye in the sky wear a tie.

He wouldn’t, too dangerous around the sign making equipment

 

[canadaguy]

He wouldn’t, too dangerous around the sign making equipment

Also windmills

 

[shortkut]

Also windmills

Yeah but he doesn’t make windmills anymore

 

[Nae'blis]

If a giraffe was able to tie a tie, it would definitely be option A.

 

[shortkut]

If a giraffe was able to tie a tie, it would definitely be option A.

Why does the giraffe need to tie its own tie?

 

[Mark]

Why does the giraffe need to tie its own tie?

Because said giraffe has clearly progressed far enough in the working world to require a tie, so tying one shouldn’t be an issue.

 

[Ants!]

Also windmills

Could be the pain killers talking right now but just want to point out that if you're a grower then doing the helicopter is nigh impossible.

Carry on.

 

[canadaguy]

Because he's a grown ass giraffe and can't just have his dad do it for him everytime

 

[Mark]

Could be the pain killers talking right now but just want to point out that if you're a grower then doing the helicopter is nigh impossible.

Carry on.

That’s when people gotta improvise.

 

[Ants!]

Why doesn't fat leopard were a tie too

 

[shortkut]

Why do we assume the giraffe doesn’t have a butler?

 

[Mark]

Why doesn't fat leopard were a tie too

Who’s to say he doesn’t? I’d imagine the shopping process to be a little more intensive than anyone would care for, having to find something that doesn’t clash with the pattern.

Why do we assume the giraffe doesn’t have a butler?

Novel concept.

 

[Ants!]

I want that giraffe to be my sugar daddy.

 

[Ants!]

Didn't know they could be so flaccid.

Edit: actually can they replace those tube-man things at car dealerships with these instead?

Editedit: also high Vash I'm your friend

 

[Mark]

I want that giraffe to be my sugar daddy.

It’ll tell you “marvelous” in a very aristocratic way every time you do something cool.

 

[Nae'blis]

It’ll tell you “marvelous” in a very aristocratic way every time you do something cool.

That would be living the dream indeed.

 

[canadaguy]

I want that giraffe to be my sugar daddy.

He spent all his money on the monocle chain

 

[Quagmire]

 

[Ants!]

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Too similar to the dog one. This, however, is different enough to be its own case:

 

[shortkut]

Too similar to the dog one. This, however, is different enough to be its own case:

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That’s what needs to be determined to determine how the pants would be worn. The art I saw in Greece only has it as #2

 

[Quagmire]

Too similar to the dog one. This, however, is different enough to be its own case:

I didnt see the dog one, I just post and then go back and catch up

 

[Smacktard]

A because you were neckties at the base of your neck, not at the top.

 

[Ants!]

Oh shit I forgot about this place.

Yeah option A because there doesn't even seem to be two sides here.

*bangs eggplant*

 

[finlandguy]

Just as an extra tid bit for A, if the giraffe was bipedal, its little hand hooves would only be long enough to reach the base of its neck.