How to rate cute

[shortkut]

I am the cute rator, I will rate all the cute

 

[Cole]

WHO THE FUCK CHANGED YOUR NAME BACK?! and how long did it take you to realize?

 

[Cole]

also

 

[shortkut]

WHO THE FUCK CHANGED YOUR NAME BACK?! and how long did it take you to realize?

I realized immediately upon logging in, but I figured you’d change it back faster if I didn’t mention anything

 

[Cole]

I realized immediately upon logging in, but I figured you’d change it back faster if I didn’t mention anything

I DIDNT change it back! I'VE BEEN UNDERMINED

 

[shortkut]

also

Such a sleepy kitty, 9/10… wait it’s stretching those legs all the way to 11/10. Hang in their little kitty, you’ll wake up eventually

 

[Cole]

Such a sleepy kitty, 9/10… wait it’s stretching those legs all the way to 11/10. Hang in their little kitty, you’ll wake up eventually

ya know, its funny, theres a small part of my brain that always wondered if you became WeRateDogs, because he looks and sounds exactly as I always pictured you.

 

[shortkut]

ya know, its funny, theres a small part of my brain that always wondered if you became WeRateDogs, because he looks and sounds exactly as I always pictured you.

I love WeRateDogs

 

[Cole]

I love WeRateDogs

yeah, he's great... unless hes YOU. in which case hes 7/10, we only accept doggos on this channel

 

[shortkut]

I DIDNT change it back! I'VE BEEN UNDERMINED

I missed where I was temporarily shortcute

 

[shortkut]

yeah, he's great... unless hes YOU. in which case hes 7/10, we only accept doggos on this channel

That is obviously a polar bear

 

[Tubby23]

Rate him

 

[Mark]

I came here to snitch and stir the pot.

 

[shortkut]

Rate him
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This brave doggo is soldiering on despite what is obviously a hurt paw. 10/10 for that determined spirit

 

[Cole]

our 15 year old Yorkie Onyx. please rate.

 

[shortkut]

our 15 year old Yorkie Onyx. please rate.
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This pupper dreams of using a pogo-stick. Check out that perfect form. 10/10, keep on bouncing Onyx!

 

[Cole]

This pupper dreams of using a pogo-stick. Check out that perfect form. 10/10, keep on bouncing Onyx!

I'm actually dying. for anyone that doesn't see it, turn the picture sideways

 

[Mark]

I'm actually dying. for anyone that doesn't see it, turn the picture sideways

I’m too stoned for this. You shoulda rotated the photo.

 

[Crystal]

I came here to snitch and stir the pot.

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Shhhhhhh

 

[shortkut]

Shhhhhhh

I only rate animals in this thread, not rain-sticks. 0/10

 

[Cole]

please rate

 

[Victoria]

Rate this cute, he's trying so hard.

 

[shortkut]

please rate
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Too busy trying to win staring contest to rate. Giving default rating 7/10 because I’m too afraid to blink

 

[shortkut]

Rate this cute, he's trying so hard.

Obvious camera whore taking another selfie. 6/10, definitely cute, but loses points for reeking of desperation

 

[Crystal]

Fine, rate mah cutes, shortcute!

 

[shortkut]

Fine, rate mah cutes, shortcute!View attachment 809View attachment 810

This doggo lives a tough life. The chair is too small and the tongue is too long. 9/10 for an enduring spirit

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

rate

 

[shortkut]

rate
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This is obviously a professional headshot. 6/10 for cute, because the goal is to land a role in dramatic period piece. Would definitely hire

 

[Cole]

please rate my totally normal looking puppy.

 

[shortkut]

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please rate my totally normal looking puppy.

Sir, this is a family establishment! 0.0/10. Take that and pack it away with your furry handcuffs and we’ll pretend you didn’t upload the wrong picture

 

[Mark]

Sir, this is a family establishment! 0.0/10. Take that and pack it away with your furry handcuffs and we’ll pretend you didn’t upload the wrong picture

If ANYONE is allowing their children here, I will ban the shit outta them.

We are NOT starting another cycle of this.

It dies with us.

 

[Crystal]

If ANYONE is allowing their children here, I will ban the shit outta them.

We are NOT starting another cycle of this.

It dies with us.

Damn, my dreams for a generational forum are shattered lol

 

[shortkut]

If ANYONE is allowing their children here, I will ban the shit outta them.

We are NOT starting another cycle of this.

It dies with us.

It’s cute that you feel any of us are stupid enough to let our children do what we did. 12/10

 

[Mark]

It’s cute that you feel any of us are stupid enough to let our children do what we did. 12/10

BOOM. Take that, puppies.

For real though… last one of us here better nuke the server.

 

[Crystal]

BOOM. Take that, puppies.

For real though… last one of us here better nuke the server.

No nuking my server! I can't afford a new one!

 

[finlandguy]

r8 pls

 

[A Maybe Baker]

BOOM. Take that, puppies.

For real though… last one of us here better nuke the server.

I'll just become the server until it sucks enough to stop working.

 

[Dewey]

I've got this crew if you wanna do the rating honors

 

[shortkut]

r8 pls
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[song=Angel-SarahMcLachlan] these 3 puppers are starved… for attention. Two of them are are feigning injuries just so someone notices them on the other side of the gate. Your donation of even just one “oh who’s a good boy” would go a long way in making their tails wag again. 27/30 cute. 43/30 tears due to the music [/song]

 

[shortkut]

I've got this crew if you wanna do the rating honors


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Poor little kitty is camera shy. Don’t worry, you are still one of @God.’s precious creatures. 7/10

I've got this crew if you wanna do the rating honors

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Grizzled old police dog who is “getting too old for this shit.” Presents a tough exterior, but inside is a big softy… just as long as no puppies pull on his floopy ears. 8/10

I've got this crew if you wanna do the rating honors

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This is the infamous masked-long bandit. Famous for stealing the Crown Jewels and then returning them. No one knows how it was done. 10/10 for stealing my heart in the process

 

[Cole]

I know this is unusual, but can you rate this motorist I saw?

 

[shortkut]

I know this is unusual, but can you rate this motorist I saw?
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Someone’s happy it’s FriYAY today! No rain is going to spoil his day, his thought are all on his weekend plans. 9/10

 

[Tubby23]

New entry, same dog

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Dog sitting this pup. She actually loves being in this thing.

 

[Mark]

Dog sitting this pup. She actually loves being in this thing.

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@The Eye in the Sky! could carry you around in that.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

@The Eye in the Sky! could carry you around in that.

I'd finally be able to see over fences

 

[Cole]

Dog sitting this pup. She actually loves being in this thing.

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this dog must be the littlest dog ever.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

this dog must be the littlest dog ever.

She tiny.

 

[shortkut]

New entry, same dog
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Noble guard dog surveying his territory. Would not want to cross this good boy. 9/10 + a Medal of Honor for his service

 

[shortkut]

Dog sitting this pup. She actually loves being in this thing.

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I was unsure what to make of this and conferred with an expert (my 2 year old). This is a hairy baby. Unfortunately we only rate animals, even though children do act like them.