Best ice breaker questions you've had or could come up with?

[Benzine]

i'd be the most confusingly fortuitous athlete around

 

[Quagmire]

if you couldn't fail, what would you do?

I would answer that but I dont want the secret service knocking on my door

 

[Benzine]

I would answer that but I dont want the secret service knocking on my door

you are a bad person

 

[Quagmire]

you are a bad person