GWFL Fantasy Football - Week 5 Match Ups & Discussion Thread

[Tubby23]

Week 5 Match Ups

@Activities vs @canadaguy
@BigDaddy vs @Spiner202
Tubby23 vs @TD
@VashTheStampede vs @Cole
@Jon vs @The Eye in the Sky!

 

[TD]

Oh no.

Maybe you will get to murder me.

 

[Tubby23]

Oh no.

Maybe you will get to murder me.

Raiders Bowl, if I murder you mid game it will be like we are back in Oakland

 

[TD]

Raiders Bowl, if I murder you mid game it will be like we are back in Oakland

One of us will have the lead by like 1 point and then the leader will have a player who commits a turnover then loses.

 

[Tubby23]

One of us will have the lead by like 1 point and then the leader will have a player who commits a turnover then loses.

Then Tom Brady will buy a stake in our teams and laugh at us for eternity

 

[TD]

Then Tom Brady will buy a stake in our teams and laugh at us for eternity

 

[Spiner202]

We also have a Chiefs bowl! Congrats BigDaddy though - you will crush me :/

 

[VashTheStampede]

Cole I'm gonna need you to just let me have this

The undefeated streak is very important to me and it's almost my birthday

 

[TD]

Cole I'm gonna need you to just let me have this

The undefeated streak is very important to me and it's almost my birthday

If he starts Brady you're doomed.

 

[Tubby23]

If he starts Brady you're doomed.

Might pick up Gronk

 

[TD]

Might pick up Gronk

 

[Tubby23]

Well if I'm planning to murder you I will settle for Hernandez

 

[TD]

 

[Tubby23]

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Imagine he was there

 

[Jon]

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Did you try searching for "Snap, Crackle, Pop?"

 

[VashTheStampede]

I will absolutely start Dan Marino

 

[TD]

That's it I'm starting Jamarcus Russell.

 

[Tubby23]

Terry Bradshaw for me (I'll pick his daughters as my OL)

 

[Jon]

Fine, I will take Ryan Leaf.

 

[Cole]

Cole I'm gonna need you to just let me have this

The undefeated streak is very important to me and it's almost my birthday

and I'm gonna need you to take a walk as I tear through this league knowing less about football than the rest of you know about wolf.

*combined*.

 

[Cole]

If he starts Brady you're doomed.

dont be riduclous. everyone knows Brady only starts in the playoffs now a days.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Vash vs Cole Bowl

 

[A Maybe Baker]

The Patriot is smiling he should be angry he's from Boston

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Also this is an Eric vs. Eric week.

Eric is going to win.

 

[Cole]

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Vash vs Cole Bowl

NEW ENGLAND. CLAM... CHOWDER.

is that the red or the white?

 

[VashTheStampede]

Also this is an Eric vs. Eric week.

Eric is going to win.

Tie

 

[Cole]

Tie

I thought ties go to the Ericer?

 

[VashTheStampede]

NEW ENGLAND. CLAM... CHOWDER.

is that the red or the white?

I can never remember that

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I can never remember that

Boo this man. Boo him.

Remember it.

 

[shortkut]

NEW ENGLAND. CLAM... CHOWDER.

is that the red or the white?

White. Manhattan is red

 

[Cole]

Boo this man. Boo him.

Remember it.

(that's the next line of the scene. you guys all suck.)

 

[shortkut]

I have brought shame upon my family

 

[VashTheStampede]

Boo this man. Boo him.

Remember it.

Re-he-he-heheeeeeeeeally?

 

[Jon]

Re-he-he-heheeeeeeeeally?

Stop quoting Jim Carrey and go kill someone in Mafia already.

 

[VashTheStampede]

Stop quoting Jim Carrey and go kill someone in Mafia already.

 

[Cole]

I OBJECT!

On what grounds?!

BECSAUSE ITS DEVASTATING TO MY CASE!

overruled.

GOOD CALL!

 

[Cole]

your watch hasn't ended, Vash.

 

[Spiner202]

DJ Moore is trying to single-handedly win this week for me.

(Sadly, I benched him in my other league)

 

[TD]

...and Tom has negative points.

 

[The Eye in the Sky!]

Is this golf? I hope it's golf week.

 

[Jon]

Is this golf? I hope it's golf week.

Who knew Justin Fields could be a pocket passer enough to drop 40 on a defense and make them get -5 points?

 

[Tubby23]

Who knew Justin Fields could be a pocket passer enough to drop 40 on a defense and make them get -5 points?

Who knew two weeks after trading for him I'd be hoping that Jalen could outscore him...

 

[Jon]

Who knew two weeks after trading for him I'd be hoping that Jalen could outscore him...

Good thing this isn't one of my paid leagues, because that trade was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for me

 

[Tubby23]

I wish you could get a Morgan Freeman reaction and an Emotional Damage because I've fleeced you on that trade so far. Not that it matters you still beat me last week. Welp.

 

[Tubby23]

The pain when your QB is throwing it to your opponents RB and WR.... damn it TD

 

[Jon]

I wish you could get a Morgan Freeman reaction and an Emotional Damage because I've fleeced you on that trade so far. Not that it matters you still beat me last week. Welp.

And then who I traded for just got a multiweek injury!

 

[Tubby23]

Ja'Marr Chase

 

[Jon]

Ja'Marr Chase

He's in my league of record. A keeper league where keeper cost is original drafted round +1 for each kept round. I drafted him 3 years ago. In the 7th round. He cost me a 4th to keep this year. I'm still reaping the benefits.

 

[Tubby23]

He's in my league of record. A keeper league where keeper cost is original drafted round +1 for each kept round. I drafted him 3 years ago. In the 7th round. He cost me a 4th to keep this year. I'm still reaping the benefits.

He is the only chance I stand of beating TD

 

[TD]

wtf Chase? lol