Post here and I will tell you why people hate you

[canadaguy]

If you are interested in your worst flaws as a human being post here to find out

 

[shortkut]

Let’s start off with an easy one

 

[canadaguy]

Your spelling is atrocious

 

[shortkut]

Your spelling is atrocious

Kan’t argue with that logik

 

[Crystal]

...let's see you tackle this without being labeled politically incorrect

 

[canadaguy]

Kan’t argue with that logik

You try to take extra turns on amusement park rides

 

[canadaguy]

...let's see you tackle this without being labeled politically incorrect

You leave the toilet paper roll with 2 squares left

 

[Mark]

I’d love to hear a reason I haven’t heard before.

 

[canadaguy]

You brag about your cell phone case

 

[Mark]

You brag about your cell phone case

Hell yeah, I paid $7.99 for it on Amazon 3 years ago, broke a part in the first week, and have had it since. It’s the shit.

 

[Crystal]

You leave the toilet paper roll with 2 squares left

Fair enough

 

[shortkut]

You try to take extra turns on amusement park rides

Only the fun ones

 

[Danny]

Bring it on. Besides I thought Canadians were supposed to be friendly

 

[canadaguy]

Bring it on. Besides I thought Canadians were supposed to be friendly

You question the sincerity of people do things to help you with your flaws.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

Hello mr. Canada person.

 

[canadaguy]

Hello mr. Canada person.

You reply all on emails

 

[A Maybe Baker]

You reply all on emails

Only the ones that are in french because people think I'm one of the hundreds of french canadians with my exact name.

 

[A Maybe Baker]

No joke, last year I drove up to Quebec and at the border crossing the only questions I got were "wait, you're not Canadian?" and "are you sure you don't speak French?" and the lady at the inn was more than a bit upset to find both of those things out as well...but then did welcome me "back to the land of your ancestors"

 

[shortkut]

No joke, last year I drove up to Quebec and at the border crossing the only questions I got were "wait, you're not Canadian?" and "are you sure you don't speak French?" and the lady at the inn was more than a bit upset to find both of those things out as well...but then did welcome me "back to the land of your ancestors"

The true test: Tim Horton’s or Dunkin?

 

[A Maybe Baker]

The true test: Tim Horton’s or Dunkin?

French press at home.

 

[BigDaddy]

I dare you to tell me why I suck as much, if not more than Alu.

 

[shortkut]

French press at home.

I was referring to the donuts themselves

 

[A Maybe Baker]

I was referring to the donuts themselves

Can't have those things.

 

[shortkut]

Can't have those things.

I forgot about your celiac

 

[canadaguy]

I dare you to tell me why I suck as much, if not more than Alu.

You got really into home renovation shows a few years and now have a bunch of half finished projects

 

[canadaguy]

The true test: Tim Horton’s or Dunkin?

Tim Horton's donuts used to be good but now they are a fucking travesty and a national embarrassment.

 

[shortkut]

Tim Horton's donuts used to be good but now they are a fucking travesty and a national embarrassment.

That’s a shame. I haven’t been to a Canadian Tim hortons in about 6 years

 

[canadaguy]

Like they bake them 90% of the way in fucking Brampton or some shit and then freeze them. And then they ship them to the stores where they microwave them or even just let them sit on the counter to thaw.

 

[shortkut]

Like they bake them 90 of the way in fucking Brampton or some shit and then freeze them. And then they ship them to the stores where they microwave them or even just let them sit on the counter to thaw.

So now they’re almost identical to Dunkin’ and always stale?

I guess the answer to my previous question is Krispy Kreme

 

[Mark]

I guess the answer to my previous question is Krispy Kreme

They’re a borderline scheduled narcotic, dude.

 

[canadaguy]

And don't even get me started on the coffee

 

[Mark]

And don't even get me started on the coffee

Have your convenience stores up there started using those single serve grinder/brewing monstrosities that house pounds of beans sitting in the drum getting stale? Wait til they pop up if they haven’t…

 

[canadaguy]

So long as they aren't filtering the coffee through used underwear that would be a marked improvement

 

[Mark]

So long as they aren't filtering the coffee through used underwear that would be a marked improvement

That brings up a good point… I gotta figure out how filtration works on those things now. I don’t use them, I make coffee at home… but now I gotta know.

 

[Cole]

if I get less than a detailed paragraph you're not the Canadian fellow that I know and love.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Tim Horton's donuts used to be good but now they are a fucking travesty and a national embarrassment.

Getting bought out by Burger King will do that to a franchise...

 

[Duke Nukem]

I already know why people hate me. It's because I have massive flaws in my personality that I don't work on..

 

[finlandguy]

Naw dawg. They hate you for not bringing your shopping cart back to the corral.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Naw dawg. They hate you for not bringing your shopping cart back to the corral.

How fucking hard is it to put the cart away? I hope everyone who just leaves the cart sitting in the lot without returning it to the designated locations gets their cars dented by rogue shopping carts.

 

[canadaguy]

if I get less than a detailed paragraph you're not the Canadian fellow that I know and love.

Your continued existence simultaneously disproves the concept of intelligent design and the theory of evolution.

Also you slurp your soup way too loud.

 

[canadaguy]

Getting bought out by Burger King will do that to a franchise...

You butt into other people's conversations

 

[canadaguy]

I already know why people hate me. It's because I have massive flaws in my personality that I don't work on..

You make too many assumptions about other people

 

[canadaguy]

Naw dawg. They hate you for not bringing your shopping cart back to the corral.

You take your shoes and socks off on plane rides

 

[Cole]

Your continued existence simultaneously disproves the concept of intelligent design and the theory of evolution.

Also you slurp your soup way too loud.

I don't fucking eat soup. and as for the first part. I don't understand it but I think it was a compliment.

 

[Cole]

You take your shoes and socks off on plane rides

hahahahaha

 

[canadaguy]

I don't fucking eat soup

And the rest of us are eternally grateful for this.

and as for the first part. I don't understand it but I think it was a compliment.

I am not here to tell you what to do with this information, I am merely providing it for your own enlightenment

 

[Fool's Requiem]

You butt into other people's conversations

 

[finlandguy]

You take your shoes and socks off on plane rides

It's twice as amusing to me as I'm 3 weeks out from getting on a plane.

 

[Ants!]

Sure, I need more reasons to hate myself.

 

[canadaguy]

You microwave fish in the work lunchroom