Thunderdome Head to Head Battle ROUND 1

[canadaguy]

Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Thunderdome!

Today's battle will be a special TRIPLE THREAT MATCH.

We have collected three powerful combatants to debase themselves and each other for your entertainment!

They shall be given a topic of debate, and free reign will be given to convince us all of their SUPERIORITY and their opponents INFERIORITY.

We shall know bear witness to these individuals in what may be the greatest debate of their lives
@Benzine
@Fool's Requiem
@shortkut



Today's topic:


TELL US WHY YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH LONGER THAN YOUR LOSER OPPONENTS

 

[shortkut]

TELL US WHY YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH LONGER THAN YOUR LOSER OPPONENTS

Dead men can’t breathe

 

[canadaguy]

shortkut this isn't a game, this is real life

Unless you are saying you intend to murder your competition, then by all means go right ahead

 

[Benzine]

Are you guys fat?

All the Erics and Eriks I know are very skinny.

@Fool's Requiem needs to focus on breathing, he trains for it every day to keep himself alive. I am not sure he's ever held his breath in his life for fear he'll forget how to start again.

 

[canadaguy]

Are you guys fat?

All the Erics and Eriks I know are very skinny.

@Fool's Requiem needs to focus on breathing, he trains for it every day to keep himself alive. I am not sure he's ever held his breath in his life for fear he'll forget how to start again.

See

This man gets it


Let's fucking go losers

 

[Benzine]

Don't be coming in and acting like you understand what those words in that order mean @Tubby23.

 

[Tubby23]

Don't at me champ I ain't in this battle. I'd never dare spend any time in the vicinity of a guy that shags sheep

 

[Benzine]

Don't at me champ I ain't in this battle. I'd never dare spend any time in the vicinity of a guy that shags sheep

Aren't you from Geelong, the place named for "Gee, that's a long time he's been in that wool shed?"

 

[Tubby23]

I am, at least where I'm from has some form of name recognition. Your whole country is mine's piss ant brother.

 

[Benzine]

 

[Benzine]

To quote a pretty shit Prime Minister, when kiwis go to Aus, the IQ of both countries increases.

 

[Tubby23]

You should spend less time battling me, and more time battling these others. We all know you can hold your breath longer because you've spent so long holding it around your stinky arse country.

 

[Benzine]

All who approach are welcome while I wait for these tardy tards.

I sincerely live near the dump too, haha.

 

[Benzine]

@canadaguy is this what you wanted

 

[canadaguy]

Yes this is perfect.

Apparently I chose the wrong opponents for you so I might just disqualify @shortkut and @Fool's Requiem snd replace them with @Tubby23

 

[Benzine]

Anyone will do. But I meant the video. HxH is a great anime, but better manga. This is a cool fight involving holding your breathe.

 

[Tubby23]

Yes this is perfect.

Apparently I chose the wrong opponents for you so I might just disqualify @shortkut and @Fool's Requiem snd replace them with @Tubby23

Typical Canadian can't even use a show of force to pull the others into line

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Yes this is perfect.

Apparently I chose the wrong opponents for you so I might just disqualify @shortkut and @Fool's Requiem snd replace them with @Tubby23

that's fine with me. I didn't want to be a part of your silly game anyway.

 

[shortkut]

Yes this is perfect.

Apparently I chose the wrong opponents for you so I might just disqualify @shortkut and @Fool's Requiem snd replace them with @Tubby23

Does that mean I need to call off the hit man?

Either way, insulting Benzine seems too cruel. It’s bad enough he’s technically British

 

[Benzine]

Are you trying to insinuate that every here is from Britain? Like the US? Maybe you will be better at holding your breath… with how little oxygen your brain must be getting for this to be your opening.

I suspect the pressure of a breath holding competition would be too much for you. You seem prone to losing immediately.

 

[Tubby23]

Does shortkut need a doctor, I know one who can help.
His best insult is that we are British. Whelp!
It's really funny when we get insulted by someone from the US.
You spend your whole life living under gun violence duress.

Speaking of duress, do I hear you wheezing?
Eat so much matzoh ball, you struggle with breathing.
Holding your breath that's going to leave you seizing.

 

[shortkut]

Are you trying to insinuate that every here is from Britain? Like the US? Maybe you will be better at holding your breath… with how little oxygen your brain must be getting for this to be your opening.

I suspect the pressure of a breath holding competition would be too much for you. You seem prone to losing immediately.

You’re still part of the commonwealth. We got our freedom

 

[Tubby23]

Kut celebrating his freedom, note: he's already short of breath

 

[Benzine]

You’re still part of the commonwealth. We got our freedom

... do you?

 

[Benzine]

You're a prisoner to your lungs

 

[Tubby23]

@canadaguy I think this has turned from a triple threat to a 2-on-1 handicap match. Find shortkut a partner and an oxygen mask.

 

[Benzine]

And someone stout to carry the tank who won't need to puff on it themselves.

 

[Tubby23]

Live look at shortkut making his way upstairs

 

[shortkut]

 

[Benzine]

When I toured Europe I went to Bruge so I could see the tower where the fat American tried to go up in the movie. Then I sat near it and drunk beer.

I could probably hold my breath longer while I drink a beer than shortkut and friends could.

 

[Tubby23]

Shortkut has the aerobic fitness of the guy you pick to bat 9 and work from gully to gully when you're desperate for a fill in.

 

[Benzine]

We don't make that guy walk from gully to gully. He goes gully to mid wicket/mid on. We'd make shortkut do less, of course.

 

[Benzine]

Fuck I'm quite excited for cricket. About a month and 3/4s to go.

 

[shortkut]

 

[canadaguy]

@canadaguy I think this has turned from a triple threat to a 2-on-1 handicap match. Find shortkut a partner and an oxygen mask.

Fuck that

 

[Tubby23]

Fuck I'm quite excited for cricket. About a month and 3/4s to go.

One month for me, boy I'm excited.

 

[Benzine]

Do you play cricket and drink beers?

Or do you drink beers and play cricket?

 

[Tubby23]

Do you play cricket and drink beers?

Or do you drink beers and play cricket?

The first one. I take it way too serious

 

[Benzine]

Right. We play bottom bottom grade... Which is beer grade. It's not even the worst cricket (but for some it is), it's just the definitely having a good time grade.

I consider myself an athlete (although out of practice and shape and all that), but cricket has always been one of my worst sports.

 

[Benzine]

It was just my daughters fourth birthday, she had her first party where friends etc came, we went to an indoor play centre. I hate talking to people where I can only be cordial and polite. I have a lot of negative energy to release.

 

[canadaguy]

 

[Tubby23]

It was just my daughters fourth birthday, she had her first party where friends etc came, we went to an indoor play centre. I hate talking to people where I can only be cordial and polite. I have a lot of negative energy to release.

Plenty of cunts at those type places.

 

[Benzine]

You did fuck all last wolf game. Your best contribution results from just... existing, when Tommy Boy vouched for you.

And you shouldn't have so many Boys checking you out. Age appropriateness matters.

 

[Benzine]

Plenty of cunts at those type places.

Are you referring to parents?

 

[Tubby23]

Are you referring to parents?

Kids too!

 

[shortkut]

Are you referring to parents?

Kids too!

 

[Benzine]

I was only talking to the parents of kids from day care really (and my own friends). I prefer talking to their kids than them.

 

[canadaguy]

You did fuck all last wolf game. Your best contribution results from just... existing, when Tommy Boy vouched for you.

And you shouldn't have so many Boys checking you out. Age appropriateness matters.

Are you talking to me? Like if you are serious son, you better check yoself

 

[Benzine]

Are you talking to me? Like if you are serious son, you better check yoself

Are you looking at me?

 

[canadaguy]

Are you looking at me?

Depends. Are you a little bitch? Then yes