Astronomer CEO caught in affair at Coldplay concert.

[Quagmire]

This is so good

 

[Ben]

This is so good

Whoopsie.

 

[Jon]

This is so good

In these moments I like to say "Haha, get fucked!"

 

[Ben]

In these moments I like to say "Haha, get fucked!"

He is, just not by his wife.

 

[Jon]

He is, just not by his wife.

Or the mistress anymore.

 

[Ben]

Or the mistress anymore.

Who knows? If you both just torched your monogamous relationships, might as well stay together than be single apart. Damage is already done.

But monogamy in general is lol to me.

 

[Jon]

Who knows? If you both just torched your monogamous relationships, might as well stay together than be single apart. Damage is already done.

But monogamy in general is lol to me.

I assume there's a stigma in the millionaire circle that may prevent that. Though, that's a guess because I'm not a millionaire.

 

[Ben]

I assume there's a stigma in the millionaire circle that may prevent that. Though, that's a guess because I'm not a millionaire.

Fair point. I'm sure they're all twisted up in greed and jealousy, when all that money is involved.

Though I wonder about some of those Hollywood people. They tend to get real close to their co-stars.

 

[Ben]

Pfft that story is everywhere. Just got a Google News alert about it. They truly are cooked.

 

[Ben]

Reddit was right that if they hadn't freaked out no one would have given a fuck, but there's no way they aren't getting caught now.

 

[Jon]

Reddit was right that if they hadn't freaked out no one would have given a fuck, but there's no way they aren't getting caught now.

I think his wife still would have given a fuck.

 

[Quagmire]

I think his wife still would have given a fuck.

If she had seen it, but there was a chance if they played it cool no one who knows them sees it

 

[Ben]

I think his wife still would have given a fuck.

If she had seen it, but there was a chance if they played it cool no one who knows them sees it

This. The chances of their spouses/anyone watching that Coldplay concert, at that specific moment, and seeing them together is exceedingly lower than the likelihood they see them all over the internet.

Apparently the dude already disabled his LinkedIn and his wife dropped his last name on her profile, so yeah, RIP.

 

[Jon]

This. The chances of their spouses/anyone watching that Coldplay concert, at that specific moment, and seeing them together is exceedingly lower than the likelihood they see them all over the internet.

Apparently the dude already disabled his LinkedIn and his wife dropped his last name on her profile, so yeah, RIP.

Do you really think it's REALLY that unlikely someone says "Oh hey, that looks like Bob. Hey Bob's wife, have you seen this?"

I don't.

 

[Quagmire]

Do you really think it's REALLY that unlikely someone says "Oh hey, that looks like Bob. Hey Bob's wife, have you seen this?"

I don't.

It is possible, but the way they reacted made sure they would get caught. These are just for a few seconds and mostly disappear unless there is something like this

 

[Ben]

Do you really think it's REALLY that unlikely someone says "Oh hey, that looks like Bob. Hey Bob's wife, have you seen this?"

I don't.

I'd start from a point of "how many people like Coldplay enough to go to/watch a concert in 2025", and that already reduces the chances to "very slim".

Sure, not impossible they'd get recognized, but they for sure are now.

 

[Ben]

Looooool. Blames Coldplay for violating his privacy. Quotes 'friend' Coldplay at the end.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

I hate these statements...

 

[shortkut]

Statement would have been fine if he left out the final paragraph

 

[Ben]

Statement would have been fine if he left out the final paragraph

It would be fun to see how distraught the PR team was watching him add his own final thought to their reasonable message.

 

[Fool's Requiem]

Statement would have been fine if he left out the final paragraph

Placing blame on someone else is bad enough.

Its the utter fakeness of these statements. This person isn't remorseful, he's annoyed that his fun is over and that he now has to do damage control.

Don't fuck up like this in the first place, and you don't need to "apologize".

 

[Jon]

Hey, this is supposed to be a thread about videos that amuse me. Now... someone fix the seriousness issue we have going at the moment!

 

[Ben]

Hey, this is supposed to be a thread about videos that amuse me. Now... someone fix the seriousness issue we have going at the moment!

Fine.

 

[dimmerwit]

Besides, if you want a private moment maybe don't expect it at a public venue. Don't tickets all say that you can be filmed?

 

[Quagmire]

Fine.

Hey I didn't give you expressed written consent to move my post to its own topic

 

[Ben]

Hey I didn't give you expressed written consent to move my post to its own topic

 

[Ben]

Look, I gotta do something around here every now and then to justify the bowl of gruel Crystal throws into the admin cage. It's not that often Mark fucks up a react for me to fix.

 

[Mark]

Hey I didn't give you expressed written consent to move my post to its own topic

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Also...

Coldplay sucks.

If you're gonna get caught cheating, at least get caught at a decent show.